BM No.5 🥱
We trust you’ve kept yourself bored between editions of our “monthly” newsletter. On the off-chance you’ve (also) been busier than expected: here’s a fresh trio of links to help you tip the scale too far in the other direction! ⚖️
1. Microsoft Word 📎
“Hello, and welcome to MacAcademy. My name is Randy Smith, and OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF HOURS [emphasis added] we’ll be discussing Microsoft Word.”
So goes the introduction to this endearing tutorial about word processing from 1989. From there, get ready for nearly two hours of instruction and semi-related anecdotes.
2. Sleep tight, panther 🌧
If we'd told you issue 5 would include over three hours of gently falling rain mixed with “oldies on the radio in the room next door,” and a loop of the Pink Panther sleeping peacefully—would you have still subscribed?
Trick question: we know that’s EXACTLY why you subscribed.
[VIDEO REMOVED 😭]
3. Can we go back to White-out for a sec? 🖋
This one’s for anybody who was never interested in getting the perfect consistency to the white-out used by cartoonists and other artists working with ink. 👉 Read more
BS News & Updates 🧢
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BS members get 10% off your order using code BMNUMBER5 at checkout.
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🥱 Magnitudo ex taedio / From boredom, greatness
